Welcome to TRUE Storys by Don True

The storys you are about to read are TRUE. Some names have been changed to protect the innocent, and some names have remained the same so guilty people can be punished. Guilty riding buddies like: Beth Jordan, Jim the "Animal", Pete Grabowsky, Nancy the Nurse, Phil Liggett, Tedd Jones, Ken "Line Thief" Lyons, Paul Thomas and the worst cycling offender of all, the owner of my Local Bike Shop, "Bike N Bob."

So sit back, kick your feet up, grab an adult beverage from the fridge, and enjoy these TRUE Storys. If you only have time for one story, I recommend "Bike Spiders from HELL". You'll soon see that a simple Sunday afternoon ride with Jim the "Animal" can make, make, ma.. ma.. make you stutter for the rest of your life.

And are you sure storys is spelled "stories?"